Saturday, October 18, 2008

How to Tell the Gender of a Fly‏

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?' She asked.
'Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Super Striker


Those in the know rave about United's front man"


Sir Alex is blessed to have Carlos Tevez, a player who regards being asked to do the work of two men as a night off. Tevez is only 5ft 7in, but you suspect he started at 6ft and has worn down his legs with all his running."


The great thing about Tevez is that he has a heart to play the game. He is not intimidated at all and he fights for every ball."

Man Utd vs Blackburn


hmm..rooney injured!paul scholes injured..neville injured...sumore hagraves injured!wtf man...man utd now full wit injury players..huhuhu!

but nvm..i think sir fergie can handle dis kind of problems..he know how 2 arrange players when they r needed..

even tough rooney and sum of de players can't play dat match..but i believe man utd current strength can win blackburn...with their spirit to win!now man utd is staying in de 11th placed and they have to keep winning if they wana win de tittle dis season...

i believe man utd is bck..since they have berbatov and i know dis will be another season for man utd to grab their tittle..and may b more den last season coz they still target treble dis year..hehehe!!

ermm..ok!!man utd..beat de blackburn and raised ur spirit to fight




-Glory Glory Man Utd-

Rooney Out??No Problem...


i read a blog for a fan of man utd..he is confident dat man utd can win against blackburn eventough rooney injured..XD


Normally, Wayne Rooney's absence from United's team spells disaster: Last season, if you remember, the Reds went through a spell of losing whenever he wasn’t involved.Now, though, things are slightly different. Rooney's ankle injury and likely withdrawal from Saturday's squad to face Blackburn give us the chance to take another look at Carlos Tevez and Dimitar Berbatov together. I, for one, can't wait to see them resume the partnership we've seen only fleeting glimpses of so far.Tevez has such infectious enthusiasm and he's been unlucky to start the last few games on the bench. He hasn’t played as much as he would have liked in recent weeks, but rumour has it that he’s been putting in extra training sessions just to practice running around really fast (it’s a blatant lie, I just made it up. But it's not that unfeasible). He'll relish the physical battle awaiting him at Blackburn, and he loves to buzz around a main striker, which suits Berbatov perfectly. His movement and one-twos on the edge of the area lends itself to playing alongside Berbatov, who, despite his self-confessed shocking miss after five minutes against Aalborg, grew in stature in the second half of a comfortable 3-0 win.Berba didn't celebrate his goals as some players scoring their first for United might, but his reasoning was refreshing for a footballer: "I didn't celebrate because I was angry with myself for missing the first chance – I just didn’t hit it right. I was embarrassed: if I’m getting paid all this money I should be converting these chances!"

You could tell his confidence grew after Augustinussen's gift, and his second goal was a classy finish (an acrobatic volley he nonchalantly described as "a tap-in"). Some of his touches and flicks in the second half were glorious, so expect to see more of that on Saturday.And he’ll have the little ball of energy that is Tevez looking to latch onto anything and everything. This could be the start of a beautiful relationship (I'm blocking Anfield out of my mind) – and if, now I’ve said that, neither player scores and misses five open goals each, I’m very, very sorry.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Devils won

hurray...berbav strikes and rooney goals make it 3-0!!de devils now r leading in de group in champion league...dis is de opening goals from berbatov.and i know there r many more to comes...hahaha!berbav..show them ur value!!!



Glory Glory Man Utd